Can’t wait for my next hardstyle event. #hardstyleismyfirstlove #hardwithstyle #hardstyle #wakeup #plurmander @wildstyleznl @hardwithstyleofficial @djheadhunterz @kayzomusic @adrenalizedj #rebourne @elitewarriorss #tbt
I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
How puppies help when you’re sick.